Welcome to the Smock-Down! A smocking tutorial

June is a beautiful time in the already picturesque East Kingdom, and one of my favorite June events is Palio di Stonemarche. This year marks my third year as head of Contrada Ferrari (Team Pretty Pony) and we are on a two year winning streak!

This year the head of rival Contrada Hippocampo is Kyria Anna Dokeianina Syrakousina and we're both a little clothes-mad, so my servicable black linen Italian Working Class dress needs a replacement. The smocked apron is an indulgence as the style is more German than Italian. Thankfully my contrada colors are the same as the House Strangewayes colors: black and gold. (We didn't pick them, I swear!)

I fell into some gloriously goldenrod linen/rayon blend at The Auburn Fabric Outlet and have come up with a design:

Based on the dresses seen illustrated by Campi in the 1580s

Now this post is about the apron, which I'll be smocking. I haven't smocked since I was about 10 in a February vacation sewing workshop held at Shirley's Sewing Center two doors down from the library where my mom worked, so I was fervently hoping smocking is like riding a bike and you never really forget.

Turns out it is, but it's probably because it's so easy. Tedious, but easy. If you can do a running stitch, you can smock.

Planning is important, because this is a fabric manipulation technique more than embroidery you need to allow for the fabric it eats up.

My piece started at 30 inches and ended up at 17 inches. So your starting fabric is 2 times the width of your finished piece. Other smocking techniques take up more fabric so you need to allow  to 3 times more fabric for them.

I ended up getting some 100% linen in a remnant at Jo-Ann's in black. I cut out a 30 by 30 inch square and two five inch by 45 inch lengths for ties.

Detail of the seamstress by Edward Shoen 1535

The first step is to lay out your dots. With this method you are marking on the right side of the fabric and will cover those dots with stitching, but still be very careful and make them small. As fun as making a huge amount of dots sounded, because I was using black and it's hard to mark on I made a grid of chalk. My intersections are every half inch.

The grid layout for my smocked apron in chalk.



Acrylic quilting rulers are your friend. Make sure you are doing an even number of lines, I wanted to make complete little diamonds in the rows and columns. If you are using more conventionally colored fabric you'll want to make tiny dots at the intersections.

My friend and fellow House Strangewayes member Syele found a tutorial that used plastic needlepoint canvas to help you lay out the grid. That works REALLY WELL. Use a sharpie and outline the squares which line up with your dots and then it's really quick to make the markings.

LET'S GET READY FOR TEDIUM!!!!!!! 

Now you get to put in basting stitches to gather the fabric. Starting at the right side of the grid, run a single line of thread across the grid picking up a small amount of fabric at the intersections. Be VERY sure your knot isn't going to pull out, and leave a tail on the other end of several inches.

You'll start to re-think your decadent life choices and how deep you've made your smocking grid. I ended up not doing the last few rows, I had initially planned on 8 inches deep of smocking (this is too much, doesn't look right to scale from period illustrations, see above) and instead did five inches.

Showing the basting lines in over-exposed glory

Starting off the basting. See my marks where I went off the straight and narrow? Story of my life.

 So now that you've completed the basting lines you're going to pull them tight. You'll end up with a small block of shirred fabric.


Shirring up the pleats.

You are going to start the actual stitching on the smocking left to right. You are going to secure the tips of two of the shirred fabric pleats with two or three stitches, run the thread down the channel to the next diagonal intersection, secure two pleats together here, run the thread back up the channel to the next diagonal pair of pleats. Start each row with a long thread and hopefully you will make it all the way across, if not, secure on the wrong side and keep going.

See Fortune smock. Smock Fortune, smock.

Practice smocking on a small square first using colored thread, I found this really helped me see when I had missed a channel and accidentally nipped the outside fabric with the needle. This will go relatively quickly, and you'll see the rows grow.



Just keep stitching, just keep stitching..

Then you'll get impatient and want to see what the finished product looks like.

Fanning out the pleats shows what it will look finished.

Once you have actually finished you then take out your basting stitches.

To finish off the appron I then left a "ruffle" along the top of about an inch and a half wide, hemmed the sides, again leaving about 3 inches on the sides, hemmed the bottom and attached the ties, which I had folded over and stitched to the edge of the hemmed fabric.

Don't we look inspriring? BE INSPIRED STONEMARCHE.

Picture of the finished outfit with the other two Contrada captains. Lord Frostholf for Contrada Sole, Lady Anna for Contrada Hippocampo and myself, for Contrada Ferrari.

BONUS:

I had to GOT TO make the Palio drappone, or banner which is awarded to the winning Contrada.

Baron Juan Lazaro Ramirez Xavier - and my arm.

It's based off an illustration in a Roman book of hours of Archangel Michael defeating Satan. In this case satan is the spirit of un-sportsmanlike conduct. The armor is done in silver metallic resist as well as the top lettering is in gold resist.

Sportsmanship and Laughter: Palio di Stonemarche 2015

This year's War Speech!!!!

The 2015 Drappone, or Palio Banner that is awarded to the winning team.
By Lady Fortune St Keyne (me)

Based on the inauguration speech by JFK. 

My Baron,  My Baroness, Games Master, Lady Angela, Lord Frostolf, reverend guests, fellow SCAdians:

Let every Contrada know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price, roll any barrell, meet any hobbyhorse, support any friend, oppose any foe, to assure the success of this Palio.

This much we pledge- and more.

Let all sides explore what victories unite us instead of belaboring those defeats which divide us.

Let both sides seek to invoke the wonders of these games instead of its terrors (barrel roll). Together let us explore the archery and thrown weapons fields, conquer the cheese roll, eradicate the dayboard, tap the bardic depths, and encourage the arts and commerce.

All this will not be finished in the first one hundred minutes. Nor will it be finished in the first one thousand minutes; nor in the life of this Palio; nor even perhaps in our lifetime in this Knowne World. But let us begin.

In your hands, my fellow Ferrari, more than mine, will rest the final success or failure of our course. Since this Contrada was founded, each generation of Ferrari has been summoned to give testimony to its loyalty. The brave deeds of young SCAdians who answered the call to service surround the fairgrounds.

Now the trumpet summons us again - not as a call to bear arms, though strong arms we need,  not as a call to battle, though embattled we are - but a call to bear the burden of a long daylight struggle, "rejoicing in hope; patient in tribulation,"² a struggle against the common enemies of man: tyranny, dehydration, Hippocampo, sunburn, and Sole itself.

Can we forge against these enemies a grand and glorious Contrada, North and South, East and West, that can assure a more fruitful life for all SCA kind? Will you join in that historic effort?

In the long history of the Knowne world, only a few generations have been granted the role of defending freedom in its hour of maximum danger. I do not shrink from this responsibility - I welcome it. I do not believe that any of us would exchange places with any other Contrada or any other Palio. The energy, the faith, the devotion which we bring to this endeavor will light our Contrada and all who serve it. And the glow from that fire can truly light the Knowne World.

And so, my fellow SCAdians, ask not what your Contrada can do for you; ask what you can do for your Contrada.

Palio di Stonemarche: 2014 War Speech!

The Barony of Stonemarche holds a renaissance Italian Games Day each year in June. There are three teams or Contrada - Contrada Hippocampo for water, encompassing the Seacost of NH, Contrada Sole representing fire, the northern region of NH, and Contrada Ferrari representing earth, with the central region.

The Triumph of Venus - Allegory of March Fresco in the Salon dei Mesi in 

Palazzo Schifanoia by Cosimo Tura  

1469–70

I have been the Contrada Captain for Ferrari for the last two years. Last year we decided to add war speeches to the docket. Mine was the best. Now, I'm the only one who actually showed up with a war speech, but that's beside the point.

The look on the Contrada Hippocampo Captain Baron Harold von Auerbach's face when he realized what I'd done was worth the weird looks practicing this back and forth from work on my commute.

Lady Fortune St. Keyne's Contrada Ferrari War Speech

(apologies owed to Winston Churchill)

Even though two previous Palio have been won by Hippocampo, and one by Sole, last year was won by Ferrari and we shall not flag or fail. We shall go on to the end, we shall fight in cheese roll, we shall fight in the lists, we shall fight on the archery and thrown weapons ranges, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the barrel roll, we shall defend our Contrada, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on these fair grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender!

And even if, which I do not for a moment believe, this Contrada, or a large part of it, were to become scraped and sunburnt, then our Allies beyond the borders, would carry on the struggle! Until, in God’s good time, the newcomers, with all their power and misguided enthusiasm, step forth to the rescue and bring us to victory!
Let us, therefore, brace ourselves to our duties and so bear ourselves that, that if Ferrari and her people last for a thousand years, men will still say 'This was their finest Palio.'


This year's war speech is inspired by JFK's inauguration speech.